Marines See More Dick Before Breakfast

Spent 8 years in the Marines. Seen approximately 50,000 dicks. Showered with 80 dudes at once. Slept nuts-to-butts in fighting holes.

Now civilians think jerking off alone in my room for money is gay?

Let me tell you about gay.

The Marine Corps Dick Experience

Things more gay than camming I did in the Marines:

• Group showers daily for 8 years
• Buddy carried naked Marines (medical training)
• Inspected for STDs in formation
• Shared sleeping bags in the field (hypothermia prevention)
• Piss tests with someone watching my dick
• Changed in front of entire platoon daily
• Wrestled in silkies (basically underwear)
• Got hazed in ways I can't legally describe

All for $30K a year. Now I make that in 3 months jerking off at home.

Activity	Marines	Camming
Naked around men	Daily, 80+ men	Never (they're online)
Physical contact	Constant (training)	Zero
Privacy	None for 8 years	Complete control
Can say no	Never	Always
Annual pay	$30-45K	$120K+
PTSD risk	High	Zero

Combat vs Camming

Afghanistan: People actively trying to kill me for $3K/month

Camming: People actively trying to give me money for showing my dick

Which one seems smarter?

The Masculinity Paradox

Marines: Peak masculine warriors, see more dick than pornstars

Cam models: "Gay" for being alone on camera

Make it make sense.

Why Veterans Dominate Camming

Met 5 other veteran cam models. We all say the same shit:

1. We've seen it all - Nothing phases us
2. Compartmentalization masters - Job is job
3. Discipline - Show up, execute, profit
4. No shame - Lost that in boot camp
5. Mission focused - Money is the mission

The "Thank You For Your Service" Hypocrisy

Society: "Thank you for your service!"

Also society: "Why aren't you using your GI Bill?"

Also society: "Camming? That's disgusting!"

My service: $30K/year risking death

My camming: $120K/year risking... nothing

Keep your thanks. I'll take the money.

Field Ops vs Cam Streams

30-day field operation:

• No shower for a month
• Shitting in holes
• Sleeping in mud
• Eating MREs
• Pay: $100/day

3-hour cam stream:

• Air conditioned room
• Bathroom 10 feet away
• Bed right there
• Order DoorDash during
• Pay: $300-500

The Mental Toughness Transfer

Survived:

• Drill instructors screaming
• Gas chamber training
• Combat deployments
• 80-hour work weeks
• Divorce from deployment

You think some dude typing "show ass bb" bothers me?

What My Marine Buddies Think

Told 3 Marine buddies about camming:

Buddy 1: "Fuck, that's smart. Disability only pays $1,500."

Buddy 2: "Better than contracting in Syria again."

Buddy 3: "Can I do it with my prosthetic on?"

Marines get it. Money is money. We've done worse for less.

The VA Therapy Session

Therapist: "What do you do for work now?"

Me: "Online entertainment."

Therapist: "Adult?"

Me: "Yep."

Therapist: "Good for you. Beats most veteran jobs."

Even the VA gets it.

Skills That Transfer

Marine Corps taught me:

• Discipline: Stream schedule = guard duty schedule
• Bearing: Stay professional always
• Endurance: 3-hour stream < 20-mile hump
• Adaptation: Overcome, adapt, profit
• Leadership: Run your room like a squad

Camming is easier than MCT. Way easier than combat. Infinitely easier than VA paperwork.

The Bottom Line

8 years of service: Bad knees, bad back, mild PTSD, $45K/year max

2 years camming: Perfect health, no stress, $120K/year

I've earned a Bronze Star and a big dick. Guess which one makes me money?

If you think camming is gay, go to boot camp. Day 1, you'll see more dick than I show in a year.

Difference is, I get paid properly for it.

Semper Fi and show your dick for money.